do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
Kate Beaton, everyone.
Her work can be found at harkavagrant.com.
the cat though
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
Never trust anyone who’s offended by the idea of a fictional character being queer.
*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
1. their our know rules
eye sea what yew did they’re
my eyes are burning
know know know, its eye sea watt yew did their, knot what. Due it write
eye wood dew it write butt eye dew knot wont two
my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops
i like him
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.
If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open
you’re right!!! Nash Grier is the best!!!! thank you for changing my mind!!!! famous people are allowed to be homophobic/racist on several occasions without any backlash, as long as they make some fake apology!!!! he has blue eyes :)